ma nems kim

i'm a just a teenage fangirl, baby. i make manips bc i have no life and i ship diall more than i ship me and harry and thats a lot bye
do u make manips??
diallmyotp diallmyotp Said:

yup! :)

Why are you such a good friend?
diallmyotp diallmyotp Said:

sTOP IMMA CRY WHITNEY I LOVE YOU

hello mutual that i never talk to (sorey), what's your favorite color?
diallmyotp diallmyotp Said:

omg hi!!! it is pink :)

(btw i was totally thinking about your blog yesterday omg ha i love it)

theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

(via steff-a-neee)

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

(via mashtonbabes)

dykevibes:

a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird

(via jesuschristvevo)

whiteboyfriend:

goodbye children

whiteboyfriend:

goodbye children

(via orgasmic-humor)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

mellarkish:

"birth control violates religious beliefs" yea ok but remember that thing called the separation of church and state

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

the-robot-condese:

tiny-little-nebula:

taloa-nashoba:

thatthirstyniggafromclass:

misconceptions about strippers. 

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows. 

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections. 

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

(via orgasmic-humor)

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(via camrenislove)

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)